“Bed testing” sounds boring at first, but imagine getting to try out some of the fluffiest, coziest beds on earth…and get paid to do it! If you’re the type who’s constantly coming up with new tricks so that your boss won’t catch you sleeping, perhaps it’s time to switch to an industry in which such a talent would make you Employee Of The Year. You’ll give “sleeping your way to the top” new meaning! Be careful bringing work into your social life, though: telling ladies that you’re a “professional bed tester” might come off as terribly cheesy pickup line, and busting out a business card will only make it worse. If a woman asks, just tell her you’re a “reclining furniture consultant.” But if you do manage to convince her to come by and enjoy some of your favorite samples, she’ll likely never want to leave your bedroom. Yes, the laziest job on earth might just also be the comfiest.
